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@Sophie. And whoever else wants to hear the pro-boob story.

My sister and I went shopping at the hippie store and then she had a staff meeting at her new place of work. So we were laaate at getting supper. 

So we decided to go to Taco Bell, but the lobby was soon closing, so we went in, ordered our food, and ate in the car.

When we get to the car, we find out that we got all of our food…PLUS TWO EXTRA CRUNCHY TACOS! HUZZAH!

My sister and I look at each other and realize that the dress she’s wearing shows a lot of cleavage.

Coincidence?

Boobs + Nerdy Taco Bell Employees = Free Tacos.